the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”
Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel
jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything
Ye olde sext:
[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead
her: u eat ass?
delete this post
WHAT THE FUCKKK
Freshmen about to be in the hallways like
I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room
“why don’t poor people just get a job?”