*slow blink*

*slow blink*

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

(via telapathetic)

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

gapjeans:

when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything

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(via tipslip)

ofools:

Ye olde sext:

[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

(via sniffing)

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

(via kanyewesticle)

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via tornrnypickles)

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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(via encourage)

unreleasedwords:

assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

WHAT THE FUCKKK

(via kanyewesticle)

sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

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(via pagingme)

theredbookofwesteros:

quinnfabary:

I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room

 

(via intensional)

espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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(via tipslip)

(via bastille)

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

(via crystallized-teardrops)