me: *throws shade*
mom: pick it up now
when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is
Sylveon, and finally
I don’t know what I expected.
do me for the vine
one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you
Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them
when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”
when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”
when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”
Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.
When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”